Faking City
Suzy, Brazil, born january 17th 1997.
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May 15th
nevver:

The eyes have it

crayonster:

timeturner:

bex-chan:

you know you’re getting old when you watch the little mermaid and when ariel says “i’m 16 years old. i’m not a child anymore.” and you’re just sat there like yes you fucking are young lady stop it

The day you start agreeing with the parents in kids movies is the day it’s all over.

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April 21st
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April 5th
lackyannie:

tastefullyoffensive:

[killerkenyan]

that is the face of someone who has been deeply betrayed.
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April 5th
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April 3rd
technocat:

motherfucker what is this shit, sand? fuck sand. i hate sand. thanks, mom. thanks for absolutely nothing, leaving me here on this fucking beach, is that a fucking seagull? oh my god, mom, you suck more than anything has ever sucked. i’m getting to that ocean just so i can urinate on your carapace. i’m gonna urinate on it so hard. fucking sand. i think five of my brothers just got eaten. good, i hated those assholes. i’m coming, mom. you’ve got blood on your flippers, bitch.
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April 3rd
austinisjustalive:

They’re so cute it makes me want to cry tears of joy.
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March 25th
nevver:

Toothpaste for dinner

dutchster:

do twins ever realize one of them was unplanned

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March 25th
daysofstorm:

johnsbarefeetandsherlockschair:

blackbirdblade:

fabulips:

pixieprincesslittle:

mrsroot:

Cordylus cataphractus

ITS A BABY DRAGON

baby no don’t eat your tail

Thats how they get away though, they bite their own tail and basically wheel away from the danger like a spikey orobouros.

"I AM SPARKS."
"I AM MILD TO MODERATE DISCOMFORT."
Baby Smaug, Roll Out.